The Guy Sure Looks Like Plant Food To Me

The Guy Sure Looks Like Plant Food To MeTHE FLOWERS THAT KILL IN THE SPRING TRA LA LA From the best selling author of Heartless Heathens, TGSLLPFTM is a killer rom com, feel good, magical short story about fated love blooming in the most unexpected of places. I'VE GIVEN HER SUNSHINE I've given her dirt She's given me much more Than I ever deserved. I'm begging you sweetly I'm down on my knees Oh, please, KILL FOR ME TGSLLPFTM Is a novella inspired by Roger Corman's The Little Shop of Horrors

but even after everything

and deer with a death wish

and she’s always a step behind on her endless to-do list

She is a beautiful

But there is no time to pout or sulk

Boys fall in love

A woman looking for a new lease on life moves to Arizona where she rents a guest house on a gorgeous property with a mysterious owner—a man who teaches her about resilience

I've been hunted

Ye-yang and her former friends from the guild must work together to find a way to outsmart the cunning pirates who terrorise the straits—and the elusive mastermind who’s controlling them

A vampire losing control…

Miriam Jacobs are her corny jokes

the king’s wrath knows no boundaries