Faecal Lands

Faecal LandsThis book is an alternate dimensional setting for Lamentations of the Flame PrincessLamentations Princess Weird Fantasy Role Playing and other traditional table top role playing games. Shatner Turdsmith is the turd name of the author of The Staffortonshire Trading Company Works of John Williams and The Jovian Visitor for Lamentations of the Flame Princessof Princess, as well as the ENNIE award winning The Midderlands setting, ShRancid Canyons of the

Create Mythic Quests

Next time your players are ready to explore a dungeon's depths

Heed their words

and variants to modify the basic power effects from the Hero's Handbook

but things have only gotten worse

a host of magic items

Maybe you want to forge your whole body into a weapon I know someone who can train you in Wildcat-style martial arts

When the army of Aquilonia marched across Thunder River and into savage Pictland

15 new and exciting NPC personalities from the lands of the Diamond Throne

Creation rules for virtually every genre of hero

and the warforged

the mysterious tradesman known as Kamal Khan is bringing to fruition a plot that will throw the world into chaos