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My Dog Is Fucking Perfect T-shirt
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Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jul 23 - Jul 28
Description
My Dog Is Fucking Perfect T-shirtSay it louder for the people in the back: My dog is fucking perfect. Period. Made for the unapologetically dog obsessed, its thick, structured, and soft AF. The 100% ring spun cotton and unisex, garment dyed fit feels like a vintage fave from day one. Loud, soft, and zero apologies Built for brunch, bark parks, or ghosting plans Gets nods from fellow dog momsguaranteed
This bandana is for the dog who gets attention everywhere they go—because let’s be honest: bitches love them
✔ Built for dog park flirting and dad jokes (unisex sizing)
and judgment-free zones
✔ For witches
garment-dyed fit that’s soft enough for lounge days and fierce enough for game days
and stealing candy corn
✔ Perfect for spooky season selfies with your dog (costume optional)
✔ Double-sided = two outfits in one✔ Soft
✔ Ideal for ice breakers
and zero shame about any of it
offend your in-laws
✔ Equal rights
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