Adult Nursery Rhymes Book

Adult Nursery Rhymes BookEver wondered what really happened when Jack and Jill went up that hill? Want to find out what Humpty Dumpty got up to in his spare time? Now you can with our outrageous Adult Nursery Rhymes! Filled with with explicit interpretations of classic tales, this parody book is a hilarious novelty gift for friends! BE WARNED NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN (or those with a delicate disposition)!

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We guarantee they won't already have one like it